THE BLOODHOUND GANG

[Krabathora]

Pour ceux qui ne connaissent pas ce groupe déjanté (il y en a ? ), sachez que c'est un groupe qui ne se prend pas au sérieux. Niveau musical, ça mélange un peu tout et n'importe quoi (metal, rock, pop, punk, rap, dance, indus, country, machin qu'on sait pas ce que c'est...). Il faut les voir sur scène, car c'est de la pure folie.
Niveau lyrics, c'est très très con et parodique.

Quelques titres d'eux (copier-coller rulz !) :


Je commence par l'un de leurs titres peut-être le moins drôle mais en touis cas le plus connu :

"The Ballad Of Chasey Lain" :

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I’m your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You’ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I’ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You’ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain’t had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You’ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I’ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You’ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain’t had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You’ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I’ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You’ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain’t had mine

P.s.
Mom and dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show'em them titties
Now show'em them titties

P.s.
Mom and dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show'em them titties
Now show'em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

[Krabathora]

"I Wish I Was A Queer So I Could Get Chicks" :

Mmmmh... If your ass is a chinese restaurant I’ll have the poo-poo platter

My friend jerry vandergrift kissed me in home ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I’m like you I like monster trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don’t dig
Chicks that don’t dig guys like me
See I’m not queer I’m too ugly

But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it’s a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy

Cause ’super model’ means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with ’super dumb’
Ya see I’d be a good listener so she’d treat me like a sister and soon I’d become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn’t be a week before I’m in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don’t dig
Chicks that don’t dig guys like me
See I’m not queer I’m too ugly

Doesn’t matter what I’m packin’ in my denim it’s what’s in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by jimmy dean
See I’m not to keen on the smell of vaseline
No I’m not princess di and I don’t wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Anyway if I were gay I’d have to change my name to dirk or lewis
Hang out with my mom’s hair stylist his name is kip he’s got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother’s lingerie learn the songs of broadway
And appreciate depeche mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don’t dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don’t dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don’t dig
Chicks that don’t dig guys like me
See I’m not queer I’m too ugly
And I don’t shave my heiny
Don’t shave my heiny
See I’m not queer I’m too ugly

[Krabathora]

"Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny" (avec une excellente imitation de la voix d'Angus Young) :

You came twice last year like a sears catalog
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like boss hogg
Well now you’re seeing me but soon I’ll have you seeing god
Cause girl I’ll get you panting like you’re pavlov’s dog
Like a dc-10: guaranteed to go down
But baby your black box is the one that I found
I’ll give you the gift that keeps on givin’ it won’t cost you any money
Then she grabbed me by the ears... and said kiss me where it smells funny

So down I go like I’m 2000 flushes
I can tell I’m doing something right by the way that she blushes
She’s one that’s speechless, I’m the one that’s tongue tied
She’s thinking holy mackerel I’m thinking tuna on the side
There must be something wrong with al pacino’s nose
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes
Yeah I’m snorkeling for clams and it doesn’t matter if I wanna be
Don’t come up for air until you... kiss me where it smells funny

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell that the cherry’s ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while eating out down at the seafood shanty
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell that the cherry’s ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while eating out down at the seafood shanty

[Everflow]

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